As to the need for genital protection them wiley alien bastiges target men with with rays that affect the testicules.
One whiff of brain activity and they’re on you like flies on a gut wagon in August. Even if they don’t catch you they can target you with that sterilization ray and BOOM, yer shooting blanks.
They fear human males especially because we’re the STUDS of the multiverse! While a woman is regulated to one pregnancy at a time we men can impregnate a whole HERD of women without breaking much of a sweat.
They’re especially scared we’ll make it off planet and interbreed with some alien babes and make a super race that can kick their wiley alien bastige azzez out of existence. Why do you think the space program was cancelled? The wiley alien bastiges bought off the politicians!
Why do you think the space program was cancelled? The wiley alien bastiges bought off the politicians!
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According to Pres. Eisenhower’s grand daughter, he signed a treaty with them. Later when Apollo 14 landed on the moon, the aliens had such an impressive array of craft on a crater rim watching them that the politicians began to be scared.
Still later in the Apollo program, something we did (likely the early viagra trials) pissed off the aliens; they sent a nasty note to the politicians who were now terrified (possibly the first use of the sterilization ray). That’s why the space program was cancelled.