“How’s your tinfoil supply? There’s been a run on it lately. Stock up before its too late!”
I keep two unopened packages at all times. The extra heavy duty brand that takes a hammer and chisel to cut. The extra protection is worth it.
Kind of tough covering the jock strap with it though, but whats the use having a functional brain if yer pencil don’t work. Have to think about repopulating the earth once the planet scouring alien flesh eaters move on.
I have only 1 1/2 and none of the extra heavy duty stuff ... better rush off an get some soonest. Never thought that thought waves penetrated the nether regions ... now I’ll have to make some new guards er mini hats sheathed columns oval sacks hope it isn’t too time consuming.