[Beave Meister]

They're here, and when they leave hopefully they'll take some of our congress critters with them and run many, many experiments on them...

[Buttons12]

They sound a lot like Kennedys.

[9YearLurker]

This has long been the plan: a new enemy requiring us to unite globally while we still spend trillions in Deep State controlled military expenditures.

[dinodino]

What utter nonsense. A giant nothing burger.

[Valk Rider]

Sounds like something Alex Jones would say.

[Larry Lucido]

or even slow down the speed of light

So if we can't go fast, we'll make light go slow, by golly!

[G Larry]

Hint:

"Unidentified" does NOT mean "from another planet"!!!!!!

[enumerated]

April Fools Day isn’t for another couple months

[MrChips]

They ARE some of our Congress critters! You don’t actually believe that Nancy Pelosi is a human being, do you? And I understand that Mitt Romney has an elevator garage for his various space vehicles.

[OKSooner]

Don't get me wrong, the fights with FR management were just bound to work out a certain way, and the dissonant use of mixed fonts all the time was just downright annoying... but I sure do miss ol'... what was that guy's name, the guy who had this all figured out, all the way back into the book of Genesis? Anyway I sure miss around here him sometimes.

Martians show up, don't go for a flying saucer ride with them or anything else. Rebuke their Martian butts in the name of Jesus and tell them to go back where they came from.

[Buttons12]

What exactly is “mysterious” about nitinol?

[pepsi_junkie]

Bragalia said it was a "stunning admission" from the US government and the documents reveal that some of the retrieved debris possesses "extraordinary capabilities" including the potential to make things invisible or even slow down the speed of light.

China is standing by to copy it all but it only works for five minutes before breaking.

[cdcdawg]

It’s colder because it’s warmer!

We have to shut down the entire world forever because of a virus that kills 85 year old cancer patients!

Our alien overlords will melt our brains with their ray beams if we don’t adopt the globalist agenda!

Sure, people won’t believe them this time!

[CodeToad]

That letter admits nothing.

[Yo-Yo]

When did the Weekly World News change their name?

[immadashell]

I don’t read newspapers much less tabloids. The only thing you can count on media these days is that it is wrong!

[heavy metal]

could be where the idea of anal probes for the kung flu came from... 😎

[Vermont Lt]

Nitinol is a real thing. (An alloy of nickel and titanium.) Whether it is an “alien” alloy,I have no idea.

[cp124]

They are probably already voting for the Demorats.

[tired&retired]

If this is being made public, life is about to get real interesting.

[The MAGA-Deplorian]

Here s one ship they want to test on the Democraps

Its called the LIBerator.