I'm reminded of an old Abbot and Costello skit:
Costello: When I marry, I'm going to get a plain girl to marry.
Abbot: Why?
Costello: A pretty girl might leave me.
Abbot: A plain girl might leave you.
Costello: Yeah, but who cares?
If she doesn't feel like making an effort, he just moves on.
pretty or plain, he would still get divorce raped
so there’s no point
and then theres the song by The Coasters
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
f you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart,
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.