So a man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:
“You see that dock out there? Built it myself, hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”?
No!
And you see that bridge over there? I built that, took me two months, through rain, sleet and scoarching weather, but do they call me “McGregor the bridge builder”?
No!
And you see that pier over there, I built that, best pier in the county! But do they call me “McGregor the pier builder”?
No!”
But you f**k one sheep...
“But you f**k one sheep...”
Here’s the short version of a joke:
Some shepherds took a new guy to a remote place where sheep were kept. The new guy said it seemed like a very boring job. The other guys said, well, we have a little fun with the sheep. The new guy said ok I’ll try, and went off into the flock and was enjoying one of the sheep. Then he saw the other guys laughing at him. He asked why. They said he picked the ugliest one in the flock.