“But you f**k one sheep...”
Here’s the short version of a joke:
Some shepherds took a new guy to a remote place where sheep were kept. The new guy said it seemed like a very boring job. The other guys said, well, we have a little fun with the sheep. The new guy said ok I’ll try, and went off into the flock and was enjoying one of the sheep. Then he saw the other guys laughing at him. He asked why. They said he picked the ugliest one in the flock.
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I’ll try to keep this one short.
The traveling showman in the old west was also a ventriliquist. He comes across a sheep herder and joins him for supper at his camp. The sheep herder says how nice it is to have company.
“Well - you can always talk to your horse.”
“Well sure, but he don’t talk back!”
So the showman throws is voice and the horse talks about how good his owner is, etc.
“Well - how about your dog? You must talk to your dog?”
Same thing, dog says how great a master he is, etc.”
Then the showman sees a sheep nearby.
“Your sheep must talk I’m sure!?”
“Oh - that sheep? Oh she talks. But she LIES!”