Archaeologists in Egypt Discover Mummy With Gold Tongue

Smithsonian Magazine ^ | FEBRUARY 3, 2021 | Isis Davis-Marks

[nickcarraway]

Ping

[TonyM]

Do doubt, a politician!

[TonyM]

Correction, No Doubt, an ancient politician.

[Candor7]

His wifey had expensive taste.

[xp38]

or the proverbial hooker with a uh.....tongue of gold

[Tennessee Nana]

Is it William Jennings Bryan the Golden Tongued Orator ???

[Flatus I. Maximus]

While the inscriptions on the sarcophagus have not been translated fully, they seem to indicate that the woman’s name was “Monica” and she was the pharaoh’s favorite intern.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...you beat me to it!

I think “Silver tongued devil” is the standard description, but “gold tongue” works, too. Slimy bastards have been around forever. Slimy politician is probably the second oldest profession.

[sauropod]

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[know.your.why]

New James Bond movie!!b

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#9. How about “Pharoah speaks with golden tongue”?

[Hypo2]

In GOT there was a golden tongue and throat applied...

[doorgunner69]

No jokes about the chick in Goldfinger being his girlfriend.......

[Lean-Right]

I’ve heard of a silver tongued
devil, but a gold tongued
mummy?

[Larry Lucido]

Did this mummy meet King Midas? (I think I used this in the earlier thread)

[DannyTN]

Possibilties:

• Midas
• Politician with a golden tongue.
• Choked to death while eating gold foil
• Gold Medical Treatment
• Ancient equivalent of modern day facial jewelry
• Anti-speech device
• Sex toy
• Prosthetic
• Electrode coupling
• Taste preventer
• Semi successful Alchemy experiment

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Colloidal Gold?

[minnesota_bound]

He must have been quite the liar.
Most are silver tongued.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks nickcarraway.