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Woman Charged With Hitting Man With 'Battle Ax' [mug shot]
KTTX ^
 | 2/5/2021
 | Jason Rima
Posted on 02/05/2021 2:49:24 PM PST by simpson96

 A woman from Texas County is charged with first-degree domestic assault for hitting a man with a battle ax. 
Lisa Zaemisch from Success, who’s 46, is in the Texas County Jail. 
A man told deputies Zaemisch hit him with the battle ax during an argument. 
His injuries aren’t life-threatening.
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:49:24 PM PST
by 
simpson96
 
To: simpson96
    Attacked a man with a Battle Axe, or attacking a man while being a Battle Axe?
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:51:13 PM PST
by 
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
 
To: simpson96
    I’ll let somebody else have this one.....
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:51:41 PM PST
by 
G Larry
(Authority is vested in those to whom it applies.)
 
To: simpson96
    Battle axe with a battle axe?
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:51:48 PM PST
by 
CTyank
 
To: simpson96
    Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:51:58 PM PST
by 
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
 
To: simpson96
    She even looks like a Battle Ax.
 
To: simpson96
    Looks like her intended victim defended himself with an ugly stick and gave her a severe beating.
 
To: Yo-Yo
    [[[Attacked a man with a Battle Axe, or attacking a man while being a Battle Axe?]]]
In this situation it depends on your point of view.
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:53:50 PM PST
by 
headstamp 2
(Socialism- Institutionalized Deprivation)
 
To: simpson96
    How do you hit someone with a battle axe and fail to kill or even seriously wound them? Just the sight of her is enough to instill terror. Whew.
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:54:18 PM PST
by 
cdcdawg
(My greatest fear is that our society will get what it deserves.)
 
To: simpson96
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:54:20 PM PST
by 
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
 
To: simpson96
    Let me guess: Mad because he was watching The Game instead of watching her? Plus he refused to share his Six Pack!
 
To: carriage_hill
    Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.But I like women
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:55:05 PM PST
by 
DannyTN
 
To: simpson96
    at least she has bragging rights for hitting it...
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:55:44 PM PST
by 
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
 
To: simpson96
    Whose battle axe? His or hers or ???
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:56:07 PM PST
by 
Grampa Dave
(Law & order took the last train out of DC & America on election/coup/night, Tuesday, Nov. 03, 2020!!)
 
To: simpson96
    Battle-axe
 Woman
 A battle-axe is a formidable woman – aggressive, domineering and forceful. The prime example was the militant temperance activist Carrie Nation, who actually wielded a hatchet and made it her symbol, living in Hatchet Hall and publishing a magazine called The Hatchet
To: simpson96
    Is that the albino from The Princess Bride?
 
To: simpson96
    "Meh, I've seen woyse"

 Or, if I might be overly generous...
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:57:00 PM PST
by 
dangus
 
To: All
    Texas Girl, you better watch your head...
Don’t hit your guy with an axe or he’ll be dead...
Just remember what the criminal law books said...
Texas Girl...
 
To: tnlibertarian
    Dang... I would’ve beaten you if I hadn’t circled around to include Phillip Seymour Hoffman from Twister.
 
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:57:48 PM PST
by 
dangus
 
To: simpson96
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posted on 
02/05/2021 2:57:50 PM PST
by 
Governor Dinwiddie
(Guide me, O my great Redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
 
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