Posted on 02/03/2021 2:51:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a bit, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
The priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?”
To which the rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?”
The priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?”
The priest replied: "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silently thinking for several minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said: “Sure beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?“
Typical of a one track mind.
Stealing this.
In his famous Sermon on the Mount, Jesus exercised his humor when he stated, “Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but pay no attention to the log in your own eye? . . . First take the log out of your own eye . . .” (Luke 6:41 - 42, TEV).
“Stealing this.”
It’s free;)
Humorless much?
CC
So you think I continually post jokes about sex? Or that what characterizes my posting is wrong? Just what is the log you think I need to remove to see this clearly? If you think the text is requiring sinless perfection versus repentance then there is a log in your eye.
Stand firm. It was funny, good humor.
Good one! Here’s another:
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar and soon begin arguing over who’s the best at what they do.
Eventually they decide that in order to prove who’s the best, they would all go out alone into the woods and convert a bear to their respective religion.
A few weeks later.. they meet up at the bar and the priest announces, “I found a bear by the river and started talking to him about the Lord. He liked it so much that he now comes to Mass every week.”
The pastor says, “Well, I saw a bear in the clearing. I started reading him the bible and he loved it so much that he is now going to be baptized in about a week.”
The priest and the pastor turn to look at the rabbi, who now has a broken arm, a fractured collarbone and several cuts and bruises. The rabbi says, “You know what, looking back.. maybe I shouldn’t have started with a circumcision”
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