Lol! That always happens...I was at a meeting in Spain once and didn’t have any business cards but they had a weird machine in the metro station that made them for the equivalent of .50 apiece. I ran down and made ten of them - they didn’t look great, and I’m sure everybody knew they were subway station business cards....but they were better than a napkin!
I thought about it but for what I was actually doing, it wasn’t all that important.
I was visiting construction sites. My rental was a Jeep Wrangler which I returned pretty well covered in mud.
National Car Rental has a pretty cool deal. Somehow I got an Executive Club card. I’ve had it for years and rarely rent cars.
With the exec card, you rent whatever level you want and just randomly pick a car in the lot. It was a tough choice between the Jeep and the Challenger.
At one point I pulled into a poorly maintained gravel parking lot to check email. When I left I drove through a puddle that was two feet deep. The Wrangler plowed through without a beat.
My son recently destroyed his pickup doing the same thing driving over an ice covered 4’ sinkhole