Carbon, carbon, carbon, carbon...is that ALL these idiots think about day and night?
Well, I guess they only think about carbon when they have exhausted themselves thinking about how to destroy the family, religion, statues, school names, books, conservatives, free speech, history, white people, freedom and liberty.
If whales didn’t swish their tails there would be no ocean currents. You know, sort of like the butterfly wing flapping story. đ±đđ
CO2 is a necessary element to life, it is not a dangerous pollutant.
They cool the earth because theyâre hep cats, baby.
Whales going around with sunglasses and berets writing poetry that doesnât rhyme and smoking grass.
a 5 year old was paid to write this?
Whales, particularly baleen and sperm whales, are among the largest creatures on Earth. Their bodies are enormous stores of carbon, and their presence in the ocean shapes the ecosystems around them.
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Whoever wrote this has zero sense of the scale of the Earth. Unless the number of whales in the ocean is in the billions, their presence or absence has zero effect on the Earth. There are, by the way, about 25,000 Blue Whales on the planet.
Whales can be a carbon sink but for only a tiny fraction of fixed carbon dioxide.
If you take a look at diatom blooms they can often be as large as Britain and Ireland combined. Thatâs much more biomass and fixed carbon dioxide than all the whales in the ocean.
On the other side whales are neat to watch, but they cannot alter the weather.
Beached whales can do strange things, like explode.
As much as we need fact-checking, we even more need content checking.
I guess they didnât take into account the massive methane gas expulsion when these giants let out a fart, or the carbon dioxide expulsion when they surface and blow all that carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
Morons.
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A big tree stores more carbon.
The author has a juvenile mind.
So, I guess our human bodies do not store ANY carbon. . . . /sarc. Bury us in a casket instead of cremation; it traps the carbon. They going to start requiring burial and outlawing cremation??????