[dynachrome]

#4 Carry buckets of oil up and down the Continental United States on foot - The Keystone XL pipeline may be gone, but that oil has to get to its destination somehow, Jack! There are thousands of new positions opening up for people to carry oil across the country, balanced on their heads, like tribal natives after fetching water at the village well. Start practicing now!

#5 Take that job at McDonald’s - Might as well. At this rate, the minimum wage will be $45 an hour by the years' end.

#6 Open a GameStop - It's the wave of the future!

#7 Go back in time and buy bitcoin - Just do it. Get off your butt, build a time machine, and buy some Bitcoin in 2009. Accomplish something for once!

#8 Replace all your body parts with cyborg implants and become an Amazon drone - Helicopter arms!!! Literally no downside to this.

#9 Become a youth pastor - Hardly any work required.

[HighSierra5]

Shoe shine boy for BLM rioters.

[RummyChick]

I read where the press secretary has a brother who works for the infamous Citadel involved in GME short saga.

No idea if it is her brother or just same last name.

Maybe Citadel can hire them.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

"#3 Elementary school teacher in Chicago."

That is sort of like working in the jail lock-up, albeit somewhat more dangerous.

[cockroach_magoo]

Laid off oil workers can also take their hammers and sickles over to Biden’s new Communist Conversion Corps, where they will be employed in much-needed infrastructure projects such as the brand new archipelago of insurrectionist re-education camps!

[Navy Patriot]

I suspect they can get work building the fortifications around the Nation's Capitol in DC.

They can use the Border Wall for parts.

[sauropod]

bkmk

[VietVetwcm]

Sigh! It is getting harder and harder to tell satire from ‘reality’.