Believe me it’s been done, have you had real bologna? Mortadella? or just that phony baloney?
https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/ohio/worlds-best-fried-bologna-oh/
Hmm...that looks good. I love me some fried food.
Speaking of mortadella... I was stationed in Sicily back in the ‘70s and some of my fondest memories was the food. One special “meal” was a trip to the fresh bread shop for some hot rolls...then to the meat shop for some thin-sliced meat (including mortadella) and cheese. Slap that on those hot rolls...with a bottle of wine. The good old days, LOL.