Joe Biden Removing Trump's 'Diet Coke Button' From the Oval Office Prompts Wave of Jokes

Newsweek ^ | January 22, 2021 | Seren Morris

[Nateman]

"Drool Cup Needs Emptying” button.

LOL!

[fluorescence]

Maybe they’ll have a “nurse” button next to the sofa, for his minders to press.

[Liz]

ROTFLOL......

[maddog55]

Be more like bring in some new “depends”.

[nascarnation]

So who was the biggest POTUS horn dog?

JFK, LBJ, or WJC?

[Liz]

Joe sometimes forgets he’s president.......he goes and sits in the Senate, by force of habit.

So the button was rewired to buzz him in the Senate.

[dsrtsage]

He simply replaced it with a button to summon a squad with a rolled up carpet to remove dead hookers and put them in the new white house dead hooker storage area

[MayflowerMadam]

“Pretty young girl with fragrant hair”

LOL! Almost verbatim of what I was going to post. You beat me to it.

[Diogenesis]

[Pontiac]

I was surprised myself that no one had posted it before me.

It was much more obvious than the things already posted.

At least I thought so.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Let me guess who the biggest horn dog president was..

A DEMOCRAT!

[Right Wing Assault]

An old cop told a true story that LBJ came in to his town totally drunk. LBJ had to talk in the town but he was no condition. He and a few cops had to take his clothes off and hold him in a cold shower until he came around.

[Reddy]

“President Joe Biden has removed Donald Trump’s supposed “Diet Coke button” as part of the changes he has made to the Oval Office.”

“He had it removed so as not to confuse Hunter.”

Best post of the thread!

[RooRoobird20]

Just to show Plugs new label next to the button “Pudding Cup”

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Plugs replaced the Diet Coke button with an essential “Emergency Diaper Change” button. I pity the on-duty SS agents.....

[snarkytart]

not even bothering reading. all I know is that if the Marxists and their mouth piece celebrities and media dopes are the ones making the “jokes” I assume their just hate filled nasty comments and not at all funny.
The Bolsheviks have ZERO sense of humor.

[21twelve]

“C’mon man!? I press the button and the Secret Service is gonna come rushin’ in to help me!? They ain’t gonna help me! This is a bunch a malarky!”

[DoodleDawg]

Some Twitter users are shocked that Biden had the button removed, while others are shocked that the "Diet Coke button" may have even existed in the first place.

And most probably think it was a really stupid thing to be talking about in the first place.

[snarkytart]

they’re**

[snarkytart]

you over estimate Twitter users.

So tired of media pukes using Twitter and Tweets as a basis for their dumb ass news stories.

[fluorescence]

On that note one imagines them converting a room into a fake train station where he can sit and wait for the evening train to Delaware after a busy day at ‘work’ (adult daycare) signing blank documents and mindlessly flicking through papers he doesn’t understand.

I bet he’d love it if they installed an ATM for him to admire while he waits for the train.