Joe Biden Removing Trump's 'Diet Coke Button' From the Oval Office Prompts Wave of Jokes

Newsweek ^ | January 22, 2021 | Seren Morris

[Diogenesis]

the button is on a box to the SS.

it was removed same reason P(edo)resident Bejing
no get Official AF aircraft to WH,
and why fake “Doc” no get handshake from Official
guard to her blue OR-gloves laughably
under her long sleeves.

UNITED STATES, INC. am gone.

[DAC21]

Just to show how demented Bimentia is he didn’t even think to simply paste a new label next to the button “Pudding Cup”

[x]

Obama had that button too. So did Bush. It just summons somebody to come into the office.

If Biden doesn't have it, maybe they are afraid to leave him alone in the office. Maybe it should have been the same way with Clinton.

[Fai Mao]

The diet coke button was less weird than LBJ’s shower. I saw a documentary on the Whitehouse that described it as a high pressure carwash!

[CVS-20]

Biden must be a Pepsi man. Who knew?

[Reddy]

What?

[House Atreides]

Joe’s handlers are replacing that button with a “Drool Cup Needs Emptying” button.

[CivilWarBrewing]

LBJ was also a sex maniac who was once caught doing it on the Oval Office couch with one of his many female staffers.. From that point forward, staffers knew better than to walk in on him.

[Texas Eagle]

Probably tried drinking it too many times already.

[Thank You Rush]

I second that...not a clue to that meandering!

[Salamander]

His new button says “Adrenochrome”.

[PLMerite]

[President Joe Biden has removed Donald Trump’s supposed “Diet Coke button” as part of the changes he has made to the Oval Office.]

He had it removed so as not to confuse Hunter.

[cquiggy]

It’s being replaced with a diaper change button.

[buffyt]

Diaper needs changing, too!

[littleharbour]

Soon to be replaced by Hunter’s “Coke, it’s the real thing” button. It will be snowing in the Oval Office in July.

[butlerweave]

What does Joe drink besides his own Urine

[Campion]

Supposedly LBJ climbed into bed unexpectedly with one of those female staffers, announcing “This is your President ...”

[Kriggerel]

Maybe he wants Pepsi? Just one Pepsi, like that song “Institutionalized” by Suicidal Tendencies. :P

[Pontiac]

"Diet Coke button"

Just change the label to “Pretty young girl with fragrant hair”