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Is there a spell to make soccer more exciting?

1 posted on 01/22/2021 2:46:59 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

I know many pro athletes are superstitious, but I think the Coach is pulling our wing...I mean leg.


2 posted on 01/22/2021 2:51:08 PM PST by lee martell
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To: nickcarraway

Sure it wasn’t a corked bat?


3 posted on 01/22/2021 2:51:40 PM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid!)
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To: nickcarraway

Where’s Ozzy when you need him?


4 posted on 01/22/2021 2:52:23 PM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor: Comitii asinorum atque rhinocerorum delendi sunt.)
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To: nickcarraway

Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It’s witchcraft


5 posted on 01/22/2021 2:52:27 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: nickcarraway

I suspect some reverse psychology going on here...


6 posted on 01/22/2021 2:54:43 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: nickcarraway
Very BAD to srteal Jubu's rum...


7 posted on 01/22/2021 2:55:42 PM PST by Covenantor (We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
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To: nickcarraway

That’s silly. There’s no such thing as a football bat.


8 posted on 01/22/2021 2:56:05 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: nickcarraway

ahahaha!

Years back in South Carolina, my son had dumped some sand from his Tonka truck near our front door and my neighbor friend lost her mind—swore it was graveyard dirt for a curse!

hahahaha! Good times...


9 posted on 01/22/2021 2:56:37 PM PST by Irenic
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To: nickcarraway

Are you sure it wasn’t dinner from one of your players, coach? 😀


22 posted on 01/22/2021 3:52:09 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dem)
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To: nickcarraway

This is grossly unfair. What did macaroons ever do to anyone that wasn’t allergic to coconuts? And if you were, it was your own fault dammit for eating them!


24 posted on 01/22/2021 4:59:11 PM PST by ExpatCanuck ( )
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