Zimbabwe Accuse Cameroon of Witchcraft After Dead Bat Found on the Pitch

Goal ^ | Jan 16, 2021 | Ed Dove

[nickcarraway]

Is there a spell to make soccer more exciting?

[lee martell]

I know many pro athletes are superstitious, but I think the Coach is pulling our wing...I mean leg.

[bramps]

Sure it wasn’t a corked bat?

[rfp1234]

Where’s Ozzy when you need him?

[dfwgator]

Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It’s witchcraft

[Jamestown1630]

I suspect some reverse psychology going on here...

[Covenantor]

Very BAD to srteal Jubu's rum...

[Billthedrill]

That’s silly. There’s no such thing as a football bat.

[Irenic]

ahahaha!

Years back in South Carolina, my son had dumped some sand from his Tonka truck near our front door and my neighbor friend lost her mind—swore it was graveyard dirt for a curse!

hahahaha! Good times...

[nickcarraway]

A covid bat?

[nickcarraway]

That’s not cricket.

[nickcarraway]

That's the best kind.

How come they don't give PhDs in reverse psychology?

[dfwgator]

“You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curve ball?”

[nickcarraway]

Carolinas? It was goophered! Did you ever read The Goophered Grapevine by Charles Chesnutt?

[Covenantor]

;>)

[Irenic]

Nope, good? Off to check that now. :)

[nickcarraway]

Let me know.

[nickcarraway]

The Goophered Grapevine A short story by CHARLES W. CHESNUTT AUGUST 1887 ISSUE (Free version)

[Jamestown1630]

I don’t know; but I’m pretty sure they’re giving them out for propaganda these days...

[Jyotishi]

“A covid bat?”

Bingo!