If you’re sitting on a pile of cash you are more heavily invested in the ruling government than anyone else. You might want to think this through before you post zany ideas.
You did note “capital preservation” right? There are a lot of ways to do that. The main point is to get out of the market.. i.e. defunding the massive corporations that make up our new oligarchy.
Good point on cash though - in the long term getting out of cash and into real commodities is a good move, as well as the strategies others have noted here. In the short term (1-2 months) moving to cash won’t hurt you too much I think..