[EvilCapitalist]

Only thing I know about cats is they like to crap in my flower bed. But one day I’ll catch it, and sell it to the Chinese restaurant.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

My next door neighbor’s cat enjoyed a dump in my veggie garden when we lived in MN.
A cousin in Iowa loaned me a leg-hold coon trap that I placed prominently in the garden.

The neighbor took notice.

[Keyhopper]

Throw some mothballs in the flower bed, cats don’t like it.