Get Your Mind Off The Bad News With THE CAT QUIZ

12/19/2019 | Reader's Digest

[nikos1121]

CAT QUIZ

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1.What is a group of kittens called?

2.At what age is a cat no longer considered a kitten?

3.True or false: Cats are more popular pets than dogs

4.What is the average length of a cat pregnancy?

5.True or false: Almost all Calico cats are male.

6.True or false: Cats have more bones than humans.

7.How fast can a domesticated cat run?

8.What is the average life span of an indoor, domesticated cat?

9.True or false: A cat has been to outer space

10.What are the three primary ways cats mark their scent?

11.What are the four areas where cats have whiskers?

12.True or false: Cats communicate with fellow cats via meowing.

13.How many feet can a cat jump on average? Three, four, or five?

[CodeToad]

I simply do not question cats. They may find out.

[nikos1121]

1.What is a group of kittens called? KINDLE
2.At what age is a cat no longer considered a kitten? ONE YEAR
3.True or false: Cats are more popular pets than dogs TRUE. THERE ARE MORE CAT OWNERS THAN DOG OWNERS.
4.What is the average length of a cat pregnancy? TWO MONTHS
5.True or false: Almost all Calico cats are male. FALSE. ALMOST ALL ARE FEMALE
6.True or false: Cats have more bones than humans. TRUE
7.How fast can a domesticated cat run? UP TO 30 MPH
8.What is the average life span of an indoor, domesticated cat? 12 TO 18 YEARS
9.True or false: A cat has been to outer space TRUE. FLORETTE, A FRENCH CAT 10/18/1963
10.What are the three primary ways cats mark their scent? SPRAY URINE, RUB CHEEK TO ACTIVATE SCENT GLANDS, SCRATCH TO ACTIVATE SCENT GLANDS ON CLAWS.
11.What are the four areas where cats have whiskers? CHEEKS, ABOVE THE EYES, EARS AND FORELEGS
12.True or false: Cats communicate with fellow cats via meowing. FALSE. MEOWING IS FOR HUMANS.
13.How many feet can a cat jump on average? Three, four, or five? FIVE

[DannyTN]

Agreed.

I think cats breed more prolific than dogs, so there are more of them. Not necessarily more popular.

It’s like there are more lawyers than lab rats. But that doesn’t make the lawyers more popular than lab rats.

[tomkat]

A 'cat quiz' IS bad news, but thanks just the same   ;-)

[RandallFlagg]

My kitty's answers:

1.What is a group of kittens called? CUTEBALL

2.At what age is a cat no longer considered a kitten? THER ALWYZ KITTUNZ
3.True or false: Cats are more popular pets than dogs TRUE. THERE ARE MORE CAT OWNERS THAN DOG OWNERS BECAUSE HUMANZ ARE EAZY TO CONTROL.
4.What is the average length of a cat pregnancy? FIFTEEN SECUNDZ
5.True or false: Almost all Calico cats are male. FALSE. ALMOST ALL ARE FEMALE (God help us)
6.True or false: Cats have more bones than humans. TRUE. WE HAZ ALL TA BONZ
7.How fast can a domesticated cat run? TRANZWARP SPEEDZ

8.What is the average life span of an indoor, domesticated cat? 12 TO 18 YEARS. LONGER IF THEY HIDE GOOD

9.True or false: A cat has been to outer space TRUE. FLORETTE, A FRENCH CAT 10/18/1963. KITTUHZ OWN SPACE. EVER SEEN JONES IN DA MOVIE ALIEN?

10.What are the three primary ways cats mark their scent? SPRAY URINE, RUB CHEEK TO ACTIVATE SCENT GLANDS, SCRATCH TO ACTIVATE SCENT GLANDS ON CLAWS. ALSO THE BLOOD TRAILZ AFTER USING THE THIRD ON OUR VICTIMZ

11.What are the four areas where cats have whiskers? CHEEKS, ABOVE THE EYES, EARS AND FORELEGS, TOILET SEATZ, PILLOWZ, YOUR DRINKZ....
12.True or false: Cats communicate with fellow cats via meowing. FALSE. MEOWING IS FOR HUMANS. WE HYPNOTIZE OUR VICTIMZ WITH THE MEEWZ.
13.How many feet can a cat jump on average? Three, four, or five? FIVE, FIFTY WHEN A CUCUMBER OR LIZARD IS PRESENT.

[viewfromthefrontier]

12.True or false: Cats communicate with fellow cats via meowing. FALSE. MEOWING IS FOR HUMANS.

I think this is a myth. My two cats vocalize at each other all the time.

[nikos1121]

Maybe they’re talking about you?

[nikos1121]

Agreed, so we’ll do a doggie one next time...

[nikos1121]

You’re answers are, of course, better than mine!!!!!

[viewfromthefrontier]

Haha - good point! We talk to them a lot so I have thought that it may be a learned behavior.

[Keyhopper]

Throw some mothballs in the flower bed, cats don’t like it.