I had a neighbor who was a retired carrier based Marine Fighter Pilot. He looked and talked so much like Bruce Willis that it was uncanny. The first time I saw him, he said that they were the poor white trash in the neighborhood. His wife was standing next to him and she got very angry. She replied in a heavy southern accent, “We ain't no poor white trash!” And she started hitting him with a big wooden spoon while he laughed.
That should have been on video. LOL.