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To: fightin kentuckian

Patriots may need to wean themselves off of the internet.


3 posted on 01/12/2021 7:58:13 PM PST by Fester Chugabrew (No audit. No peace.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew
No - Make the Internet Free again like it was. Not without cost but Free as in Freedom.

Now it is run by enormous Big Tech with way too much power. Get off the Cloud. The Cloud is the method that Big Tech uses to control data, which is everything.

Create a movement like open source where cloud providers have to sign on to not being able to restrict free speech.

13 posted on 01/12/2021 8:01:38 PM PST by frogjerk
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Conservatives need to set up a massive fund to enact litigation against unfair and politically biased public entities. ATT is a publicly held company and perhaps collaborative conspiratorial bias would form a basis for a law suit.


21 posted on 01/12/2021 8:10:37 PM PST by apoliticalone (SOCIAL JUSTICE is as much about justice as PATRIOT ACT is about patriotism.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

I was just in a meeting with a group I volunteer with. This was some of the discussion. What happens when we get booted?


29 posted on 01/12/2021 8:19:53 PM PST by cyclotic (The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
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To: Fester Chugabrew
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office.

The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.'

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa. 'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney. 'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and piss all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'

Don't Mess with Old People!!

72 posted on 05/27/2023 3:08:43 PM PDT by Osage Orange
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To: Fester Chugabrew

And you are here.......


74 posted on 06/21/2023 9:49:29 AM PDT by Osage Orange
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