Yo mama’s so stupid, when she was filling out a form where it said “sign here” she wrote “Sagittarius”.
Yo mama’s house so small, the mat at the front door just says “Wel”.
Yo mama’s house so filthy, a roach came up and told me she’s got an ant problem.
Yo mama’s so fat, restaurants have signs saying “Capacity: 120 persons or yo mama.”
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals”
Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yeah, let’s go bury it”
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast-feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say, “Damn, is it Halloween already?”
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out
Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye