“Thank GAWD we still have our sense of humor! We’re going to need it in the trenches, for sure! :)”
Somebody sent me this in my email back in 1996:
Yo momma so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo momma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center
Yo momma so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes
Yo mama’s so stupid, when she was filling out a form where it said “sign here” she wrote “Sagittarius”.
Yo mama’s house so small, the mat at the front door just says “Wel”.
Yo mama’s house so filthy, a roach came up and told me she’s got an ant problem.
Yo mama’s so fat, restaurants have signs saying “Capacity: 120 persons or yo mama.”