Go back and give everything you purchased a 1-star rating
"I like the product but the Amazon delivery service is awful. They delivered my package a day late because they said nobody was home, and when they eventually delivered it they came by when I was at work and left it outside in the rain. Next time I'll order directly from a brick & mortar retailer and pick it up myself at the store."
Read it and tell me what you find wrong with it. It is 100% true, accurate, and verifiable. I even give the vendor credit for selling a good product.