ROFL
MAO
Just read this to my wife who has taught in colleges. Got a chuckle.
Great exam joke!
Lol, did the flat tire thing in high school, but at least we remembered to smear a little blackish dirt on our hands, and one bit on our faces before going to the office to explain our late return.
Also, when feigning illness, and pain, a drop of glycerine in the eyes was good to facilitate crying.
>>>For 95 points: Which tire? ____<<<
Except these kids were smart. The passenger immediately reasoned a logical response. I was very sick and had taken some pills which made me very drowsy so I slept through it.
He figured that would ace it, but he didn’t figure that his friend came up with the same answer.
Oh well, you know what they say . . . great minds think alike.
In one of my senior year classes the instructor invited us over to his house one evening for a cook-out. It was obvious his wife had put in a lot of time for the occasion, and we all enjoyed it.
The last question on our final exam was "Please explain why none of you had the courtesy to write my wife a thank-you note."
Ouch.
Lol!