“WTF is a “metre?” Where is he? Oh, and he is an “avid hunter” is he? Citation needed. He looks like he needs to lose weight or buy a bra.”
Where are you?
What are you doing?
What are you drinking?
Where is your mother?
Where are you? North Georgia.
What are you doing? Reading a book.
What are you drinking? Scotch. Famous Grouse, since you asked.
Where is your mother? In assisted living, about 20 minutes away. Where she thinks she is might be a more interesting question.
Anything else you need to know?