Where are you? North Georgia.
What are you doing? Reading a book.
What are you drinking? Scotch. Famous Grouse, since you asked.
Where is your mother? In assisted living, about 20 minutes away. Where she thinks she is might be a more interesting question.
Anything else you need to know?
I recall a guy whose wife was in assisted living with a view of the ocean. She thought she was on a cruise.