in fact... abdomen shall now be abdowomen … abutment shall now be abutwoment … accompaniment shall now be accompaniwoment … admen shall now be adwomen … aments shall now be awoments … amusement shall now be amusewoment … argumenta shall now be arguwomenta … argumentum shall now be arguwomentum … assessment shall now be assesswoment … assortment shall now be assortwoment … beleaguerments shall now be beleaguerwoments … bitumen shall now be bituwomen … cerumen shall now be ceruwomen … clemency shall now be clewomency … commensal shall now be comwomensal … commentator shall now be comwomentator … complement shall now be complewoment … complementary shall now be complewomentary … compliment shall now be compliwoment … condiment shall now be condiwoment … cyclamen shall now be cyclawomen … debasements shall now be debasewoments … debatements shall now be debatewoments … decrement shall now be decrewoment … deferment shall now be deferwoment … deforcement shall now be deforcewoment … demented shall now be dewomented … dementia shall now be dewomentia … detainments shall now be detainwoments … disbandment shall now be disbandwoment … divertimento shall now be divertiwomento … divertissements shall now be divertissewoments … duramen shall now be durawomen … enlargement shall now be enlargewoment … enrichment shall now be enrichwoment … ferment shall now be ferwoment … fragmentary shall now be fragwomentary … fundamentalist shall now be fundawomentalist … garnishment shall now be garnishwoment … handicraftsmen shall now be handicraftswomen … hyperexcitement shall now be hyperexcitewoment … hyperpigmented shall now be hyperpigwomented … immensurable shall now be imwomensurable … impoverishments shall now be impoverishwoments … inclemencies shall now be inclewomencies … inclement shall now be inclewoment … indictment shall now be indictwoment … infringement shall now be infringewoment … instrumented shall now be instruwomented … integument shall now be integuwoment … intersegment shall now be intersegwoment … intersegmental shall now be intersegwomental … intertwinement shall now be intertwinewoment … involvements shall now be involvewoments … judgement shall now be judgewoment … lomenta shall now be lowomenta … maladjustments shall now be maladjustwoments … measurements shall now be measurewoments … menadione shall now be womenadione … menagerie shall now be womenagerie … menarche shall now be womenarche … mends shall now be womends … meningeal shall now be womeningeal … meno shall now be womeno … mensh shall now be womensh … mention shall now be womention … mermen shall now be merwomen … merriment shall now be merriwoment … misjudgments shall now be misjudgwoments … misstatements shall now be misstatewoments … momentariness shall now be mowomentariness … momently shall now be mowomently … momentous shall now be mowomentous … monumentally shall now be monuwomentally … muniment shall now be muniwoment … myofilaments shall now be myofilawoments … nomen shall now be nowomen … nomenclatures shall now be nowomenclatures … noncommitment shall now be noncommitwoment … nonelementary shall now be nonelewomentary … nonexperimental shall now be nonexperiwomental … ornamentation shall now be ornawomentation … ornamentations shall now be ornawomentations … overdevelopment shall now be overdevelopwoment … overornamenting shall now be overornawomenting … overrefinement shall now be overrefinewoment … overtreatment shall now be overtreatwoment … parchment shall now be parchwoment … passementeries shall now be passewomenteries … phillumenists shall now be philluwomenists … prearrangements shall now be prearrangewoments … preordainments shall now be preordainwoments … preretirement shall now be preretirewoment … prolegomenon shall now be prolegowomenon … pronunciamento shall now be pronunciawomento … punishment shall now be punishwoment … refreshment shall now be refreshwoment … regimens shall now be regiwomens … regimentals shall now be regiwomentals … remend shall now be rewomend … requirement shall now be requirewoment … sacrament shall now be sacrawoment … sentimental shall now be sentiwomental … specimen shall now be speciwomen … strewments shall now be strewwoments … swingmen shall now be swingwomen … tegmenta shall now be tegwomenta … trackmen shall now be trackwomen … truckmen shall now be truckwomen … unamended shall now be unawomended … undergarment shall now be undergarwoment … unidimensional shall now be unidiwomensional … unmentionable shall now be unwomentionable … unsentimental shall now be unsentiwomental … vehemences shall now be vehewomences … velamen shall now be velawomen … versemen shall now be versewomen … yamen shall now be yawomen …
Should we also start referring to some "guy wires" as "gal wires"?
Newspeak will be off to a roaring start once those “moderate” Demorats infest the White House and begin issuing a set of comwomandwoments that all governwoment administrative employees will be asked to review and offer comwoments on.
Those federales who object to the new vocabulary will be offered early retirewoment.
Approximately half of the civil service employees take the offer and sign out.
Biden writes a book: How I Shrunk Government Without Really Trying.
It’s a bestseller.
Then he is impeached and becomes a non-person.