My favorite description in song is from Saturday in the Park by Chicago (and perfected by Leonid and Friends)
“A bronze man still can tell stories his own way.”
Now...I sure hope you are not pulling my leg on this! That is one line of song, one of my favorite songs, that I never noodled out the lyrics to.
I stopped listening to Chicago some years ago, probably before the advent of the Internet, and always thought it said “A proud man, still can, tell stories his own way” and never went back to see the lyrics on that one!
I had a friend who thought the lyrics in the song “Twilight Zone” where it says “when the bullet hit the bone”...he thought it said “When the bullet hits the phone”...:)
Heh, one of the more humorous sites is https://www.kissthisguy.com...