[Billthedrill]

So is the cat dead or alive?

We don't know. But the cat does.

[Samuel Smiles]

Sorry, the cat does not know. The wave function can be collapsed only by an “observer”, and quantum mechanics says that the observer is the one with the research grant.

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

The cat is BOTH dead and alive and everything in between.