Man horrifies Twitter with recipe for a hand-shaped M&M cookie stuffed with Greek SALAD - which he spent a week making because he 'saw it in a dream'

daily mail ^ | 1/1/2021 | carly stern

[mylife]

A Wisconsin man has horrified Twitter users with his very unusual recipe for a salad-stuffed M&M cookie — which he cooked and ate because it came to him in a dream.

Twitter user @thatfrood from Madison explained that he 'had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.'

While most people would dismiss such a bizarre and unappetizing dream dish, @thatfrood took it as inspiration, and spent a week preparing the salad-cookie combo which has left Twitter users reeling.

[mylife]

Drugs are bad... MMMmmm kay...?< P>

[Blue Highway]

Is this guy a mortician?

[mylife]

Madistan Wi what can I tell ya?

[2banana]

A week to make it???

Was he making his own M&Ms?

[riverrunner]

Well if one is horrified by that one needs to get a life.

[mylife]

Making history and dreams!!!

[outofsalt]

Ambien dreams will do that.

[simpson96]

What a great use of a week’s time out of one’s life. Not.

[Blurb2350]

The fingernails really make this dish pop. This is the sort of thing Guy Fieri (be sure to pronounce it fee-eddie) would enthuse over.

[aces]

is that tossed cookies?

[Texas Eagle]

Ack! Now we know how the whole beer mixed with clam juice and tomato juice came into being. Somebody's sick, twisted nightmare.

'Course, you gotta wash that cookie down with SOMEthing.

[dainbramaged]

Ambien dreams will do that.
Plavix gave me nightmares so terrifying I stopped taking it.

[IgnorerOfLiberals]

Who said you can’t turn your dreams into reality?

[left that other site]

that’s just nasty.

[kanawa]

Bite the hand that feeds you.

[EEGator]

Melatonin as well.

I remember commercials for Lunestra had that some electric LSD butterfly flittering about too...

[gov_bean_ counter]

You can always use an extra hand in the kitchen.

[DoodleBob]

You're all missing the point. Since it is a Greek Salad, that allows us to wash it down with the magic elixir of the gods.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

I wonder if this atrocity might have been inspired by the Hand of Glory? Hand of Insanity is more like it in this case.

[Swiffer_Ralf]

This works for horror ???

And so we are to imagine that society on twitter has such a low IQ that a themed cake or cookie bake sends them into a catatonic state ??!

Words are wasted on these people..