Posted on 01/01/2021 7:36:05 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
A Mississippi woman’s bad dream turned into a nightmare for her husband.
Lindsey Stephens, 33, of Moselle, is accused of stabbing her sleeping husband early Sunday after “she had a dream that her husband had been cheating,” Detective Abraham McKenzie of the Jones County Sheriff’s Department told The Laurel Leader-Call.
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You know, I felt like the stabbed guy might have yelled out “WTF! I AM SCREWED NO MATTER WHAT I DO!”
Women. Can’t live with them.
That’s it. Can’t live with them.
Reminded me of a party we attended some years ago - I had told my wife a Bobbit joke and she decided to “act it out” when the women were talking about how Lorena was able to sever the member without him stopping her - one woman said all it took was one quick swipe and my wife chimed in, “Through the bone and everything?”
She’s a good wife.
TMI.
We get together every time we can
The Mississippi River can’t keep us apart
[Conway Twitty:]
There’s too much love in this Mississippi heart
[Loretta Lynn:]
Too much love in this Louisiana heart
[Conway Twitty:]
See the alligators all a waitin’ nearby
Sooner or later, they know I’m gonna try
When she waved from the bank
Don’t you know I know
It’s a-goodbye fishin’ line, see you while I go
With a Louisiana woman waitin’ on the other side
The Mississippi River don’t look so wide
TMI = “too much information.”
See ya while ago (Cajun expression)
My GF asked what to do if I died. I said I want to cremated. She made an appointment for next Tuesday.
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