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12 posted on 01/01/2021 11:56:13 AM PST by JustAmy (Just Because!)
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A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: ‘Stop! Acts 2:38!’
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: ‘Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.’

‘Scripture?’ replied the burglar. ‘She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!’


14 posted on 01/01/2021 12:00:17 PM PST by JustAmy (Just Because!)
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LOL! True dat. I don’t make ‘em. I find that I never keep them. :)


16 posted on 01/01/2021 12:18:01 PM PST by luvie (The bravery and dedication of our troops in keeping us safe & free make me proud to be an American!)
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This year I resolved to not make any New Year’s Resolutions! :-)


17 posted on 01/01/2021 12:19:47 PM PST by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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LOL Amy. Phil will be there.


18 posted on 01/01/2021 12:41:50 PM PST by PGalt
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