[Leaning Right]

The Pittsburgh Pirates baseball team occasionally holds pierogi races. A good time is had by all. So I say replace greyhound racing nationally with pierogi racing.

(For the woefully uninformed, a pierogi is a dumpling filled with potatoes, meat, fruit, etc. They are of Eastern Europe origin.)

[Amberdawn]

Lol, the sausage races are hilarious as well. I watched one where a “sausage” ran into a police officer outside the stadium and fell over.

[MayflowerMadam]

Thirty or so years ago I was looking at the want ads — in Massachusetts, I think — and some company was advertising for “Pirogi Pinchers”. It’s an actual job. It struck me funny, but I guess somebody has to do it.