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How NOT To Get A Divorce From Your Wife
YouTube ^ | December 31 2020 | Alfred Hitchcock

Posted on 12/31/2020 11:27:49 AM PST by SmokingJoe

Alfred Hitch cock Presents. Middle aged gentleman, gets bored with his perfectly nice, attractive wife and decides to have an affair with another lady for some excitement. He thinks he wants to divorce his wife and marry his mistress, but he is n for a surprise. Nice twist in the tail. Only 12:24 long. A laugh if you have 12 minutes.

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To: SmokingJoe
"How NOT To Get A Divorce"


Don't get married.
21 posted on 12/31/2020 1:36:37 PM PST by Bikkuri (Joe Biden: “We have put together I think the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization ")
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To: SmokingJoe

Bookmarking.


22 posted on 12/31/2020 1:42:31 PM PST by Nea Wood (Satan was the first liberal.)
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To: DugwayDuke

Mr. Duke,

I concur. It only took me 21 years to figure out that life is too short. I tried several times during that timeframe with two daughters to support but I finally reached my breaking point.

Fifteen years later, I am a very happy (but older) man now married almost 9 years to a H.S. Sweetheart. And, yes, my financial position is much improved but I plan on working as long as I am a positive contributor to my department. Losing 1/2 of my retirement at the divorce and 8 years of alimony was costly.

It was a painful process and I tell young men today (I am a professor and around a lot of college aged men) that selecting the RIGHT mate is the most important decision they will ever make in their lives. If there is any doubt and if child rearing philosophy is not consistent, don’t do it.

Happy New Years!

MFO


23 posted on 12/31/2020 1:50:26 PM PST by Man from Oz
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To: SamAdams76

From https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbcubbf3pDA

Another year, or maybe less,
What’s this I hear? Well can’t you guess?
She feels neglected
And he’s suspected
Of makin’ whoopee.

He doesn’t make much money.
Five thousand dollars per.
Some judge who thinks he’s funny,
Says “You pay six to her.”

The guy says “Judge, suppose I fail?”
The judge says “Bud, right into jail.
You’d better keep her.
You’ll find it’s cheaper
Than makin’ whoopee.”


24 posted on 12/31/2020 2:01:50 PM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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To: ARGLOCKGUY

+1.

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25 posted on 12/31/2020 2:02:32 PM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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To: SmokingJoe

Deny, Deny, Deny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN2gU0XU5FU

A Guide for the Married Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGUBI2FVzzA


26 posted on 12/31/2020 2:35:29 PM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: SmokingJoe

Thanks for sharing this, SmokingJoe. It was really good!


27 posted on 12/31/2020 2:49:16 PM PST by TheChief2005
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To: SmokingJoe

L8ter


28 posted on 12/31/2020 2:50:38 PM PST by Chgogal (#StopBiden'sBananaRepublic. )
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To: SmokingJoe

Hitchcock was a genius filmmaker.

Six actors, eight extras, four locations, done. He knew how to tell a story minimalistically and keep it interesting.

Thanks for sharing this, as it is one I never saw before.


29 posted on 12/31/2020 3:34:29 PM PST by unlearner (Be ready for war.)
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To: ARGLOCKGUY
How not to get a divorce from your husband: Keep his belly full and his balls empty,

Word. Men are extremely simple creatures. Why do most women not understand that? Fortunately, my wife version 2.0 does understand that.

30 posted on 12/31/2020 4:15:55 PM PST by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: SamAdams76
It's cheaper to keep her.

'tis better to live on the corner of a roof than in a large mansion with a contentious woman.

31 posted on 12/31/2020 4:27:52 PM PST by KevinB (''... and to the Banana Republic for which it stands ...")
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To: SmokingJoe

I thought it was a 30 minute show?
(Alfred Hitchcock Hour was a 60 minute show)
Maybe there were some episodes where he showed two stories?


32 posted on 12/31/2020 4:50:57 PM PST by scrabblehack
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To: unlearner
Hitchcock was a genius filmmaker.

Six actors, eight extras, four locations, done. He knew how to tell a story minimalistically and keep it interesting

Agree with all the above. I find that I appreciate his genius even more as I get older.
A truly great man.
A short clip from when Hitchcock accepted his AFI award. Quite a few of the great ones who had appeared in his movies were there to eulogize him, including Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pb5VdGCQFOM

33 posted on 01/02/2021 4:42:00 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: scrabblehack

He had different shows of different lengths.


34 posted on 01/02/2021 4:43:45 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: TheChief2005

You are welcome sir, and a very Happy New Year to you.


35 posted on 01/02/2021 4:45:45 AM PST by SmokingJoe
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To: SmokingJoe

Thanks


36 posted on 01/03/2021 5:30:54 PM PST by unlearner (Be ready for war.)
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