I was sitting at a stoplight. A police cruiser comes up beside me and the cop points and shouts “Pull over!”
I said “Thanks, but it’s a cardigan.”
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for
about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a doughnut eating Gestapo.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting
the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, Biden2020.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.
It’s important to my health.