[familyop]

That's it, little buddies. Send 'em back!

[Little Americana there.]

[BenLurkin]

Crazed Rodents

[dynachrome]

Covid Squirrels? Ebola squirrels?

[max americana]

“Micheline Frederick is still bruised.”

I thought squirrels only go after nuts? s/

[9YearLurker]

Even the squirrels are tough in NYC.

[lee martell]

Do squirrels have mating seasons? Maybe some of the males can’t find that special someone, so they fight everything in sight, blaming everybody for their inability to score.

[dragnet2]

Off subject a bit but if I recall, in CA they got rid of the rat poison that works.

[Dr. Sivana]

Was Dilbert right?

[Ezekiel]

And why is the carpet all wet, TODD?

I don’t KNOW, MAR-GO!

[Ezekiel]

We’re wrestling in the snow and there’s blood everywhere and my fingers getting chewed and it won’t let go,” Frederick said. “Eventually, it just stopped and there I was a big bloody mess.”

Apparently the situation escalated from:

[LastDayz]

Reminds me of the story about the “Squirrel Grenade”.

[Dr. Sivana]

[Revel]

They can be one of the nastiest creatures on earth. They can do a lot of property damage.

[Flick Lives]

Covid lockdowns are now being enforced by trained killer squirrels.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

These people must be nuts.

[Clarancebeaks]

Those squirrels see all those maskholes walking around NY with masks on, and think they’re nuts.

[DJ MacWoW]

There was a family of black squirrels that used to throw things at the school bus when it stopped at the stop sign. They hated that bus!

[Bob434]

that’s what tennis rackets are made for

[COBOL2Java]

When Squirrels Attack!