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The Strangest Food Crimes of 2020
food and wine ^ | 12/29/2020 | Mike Pomranz

Posted on 12/30/2020 12:16:31 PM PST by mylife

4.5 million stolen bees, 6,150 pounds of missing chickpeas. 2020’s food crimes were as weird as the year itself.

Thanks to a dizzying mix of pandemic and politics, 2020 has been the strangest year many Americans have lived through. As a result, many weird news stories that may have grabbed more national headlines in other years were simply shrugged off as “fitting for 2020.” So, as we thankfully prepare to enter 2021, here is a year’s worth of true food crime stories you may have missed.

92 Hives Holding Millions of Bees Stolen in California

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You can clean up on the black avacado market..
1 posted on 12/30/2020 12:16:31 PM PST by mylife
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To: mylife
"92 Hives Holding Millions of Bees Stolen in California"

Maybe it was a sting operation?

2 posted on 12/30/2020 12:19:23 PM PST by BipolarBob (Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you ammo. That's pretty much the same thing.)
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To: BipolarBob

It was not a sweet payoff.


3 posted on 12/30/2020 12:20:49 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Guess the honey trap didn’t work. The whole food world was abuzz on the bees.


4 posted on 12/30/2020 12:30:58 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: BipolarBob; mylife; Daffynition; Red Badger
Wow, this article has such puntential! Where to start?

Oddly enough, despite no leads, Little Sesame confirmed to me that, unexpectedly, all the chickpeas eventually did arrive a couple weeks later: “No questions asked, and none answered.”

They might have been stashed in the garbanz bins.

Man Drives Off with an Entire Truck of Jack Daniel’s

He would not have done that if it had been an entire truck of Jack Russells.

Thieves Impersonate Trucking Company to Steal Nearly $300,000 in Pistachios

In the old days no GPS tracking was needed. The perps would have been caught red-handed.

5 posted on 12/30/2020 12:33:07 PM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: Karliner

No way to clover up the crime.
People figured out that was illicit honey in the baklava.


6 posted on 12/30/2020 12:35:24 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Ezekiel

Red pistachios come from Iran.


7 posted on 12/30/2020 12:39:20 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

I’m getting hives wondering about your next pun :^)


8 posted on 12/30/2020 12:40:22 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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To: Ezekiel

Pistachios? honey? I detect a pattern!


9 posted on 12/30/2020 12:41:06 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Karliner

Not punny :)


10 posted on 12/30/2020 12:41:55 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Four and a half stolen Bs!

Gonna make for some cut rate alphabet soup


11 posted on 12/30/2020 12:45:24 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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Dang BBBBBbbbbbbb’s!


12 posted on 12/30/2020 12:54:31 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Sorry, for me, “food crimes” are things like turkey bacon and pasteurized processed cheese food.


13 posted on 12/30/2020 1:57:13 PM PST by wittyone (Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum.)
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