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How KFC Made Colonel Sanders Sexy
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| 12/29/2020
| pearse anderson
Posted on 12/30/2020 9:14:36 AM PST by mylife
Kentucky Fried Chicken founder and mascot Colonel Sanders is an American icon, but until recently, he wasn’t exactly known for his sex appeal. That changed in 2017. The sexualization of the Colonel has intensified in the past few years with an advertising campaign titled “The Return of the Colonel” that hits erotic highs not seen from corporate fast food since the boom times of Hooters, or the “slutburger” era of Carls Jr. From romance novels to this month’s Lifetime mini-movie, both marketers and KFC fans have been hard at work making a gentle old man possess the charm of early-2000s Brad Pitt, a transformation that’s taken blood, sweat, and chicken grease to pull it off.
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Disturbing, to say the least. Hell the Burger King and Ronald were creepy enough..
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:14:36 AM PST
by
mylife
And that Arby’s guy with his meats...
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:17:40 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I get diahrea (sp) every time I eat KFC.
To: Daveinyork
I dont think I have eaten there since the 90’s
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:19:10 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:22:26 AM PST
by
NobleFree
("law is often but the tyrant's will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual")
To: Daveinyork
The last time I tried KFC, my body rejected it. I tool a couple of bites and had to go to their restroom to throw it up.
To: Dalberg-Acton
“tool” should have been “took”
To: NobleFree
Truly a creepy and funny article!!
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:24:25 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
A Recipe for SeductionROTF! Is it just me or does Mario Lopez look a lot like Dean Cain??
And dang, now I want some Kentucky Fried Cat (sic).
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:28:42 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds. )
To: mylife
I guess I’m just a hopeless Pollyanna, but I find this vulgar. And aren’t many KFC customers black? Maybe they should have the colonel participating in a slam-dunk contest, or twerking.
To: mylife
By having Reba McEntire play him?..................
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:30:50 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:32:00 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
To: Daveinyork
Then stop licking your fingers....................
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:33:13 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
To: Red Badger
What are they thinking!!!?
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:34:25 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mewzilla
A Recipe for SeductionLOL! WTF was that?
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:35:21 AM PST
by
Drew68
To: mylife
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:35:37 AM PST
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:36:12 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
To: mylife; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; Rebelbase
Sadly, we lost Kenny Rogers in 2020. Now, I'm not saying he was a handsome man, being that I'm a dude, but I'll bet the ladies would rank him up there with the Colonel. And he did roast up a fine bird.
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:42:23 AM PST
by
Larry Lucido
(Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:42:26 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/30/2020 9:43:14 AM PST
by
UB355
(Slow Traffic keep right)
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