Posted on 12/28/2020 9:04:29 AM PST by mylife
Finally, Bagel Bites is branching out by expanding its product line, as part of a humorous attempt to transform its miniature frozen pizza bagels into a sad snack.
Bagels Bites, a brand known to hungry kids and hungover adults alike, is releasing a special "2020 Edition," which basically amounts to a box filled with "just a bunch of sad looking Bagel Bites," according to a press release.
The "Bagel Bites: 2020 Edition" comes with an "assortment of lackluster pizza snacks" — again, a big change from the brand’s typical frozen offerings. The array of over-sauced, under-cheesed and just plain bagel halves are meant to represent the bleak events of 2020.
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I feel like I’m in a weird dream,
"But these 2020 Edition Bagel Bites won't be in stores. Those who want to partake in these tiny bites of disappointment can enter now through the end of 2020 for a chance to win one of the special-edition boxes as well as a year’s supply of "perfectly-made Bagel Bites."
I prefer locally made bagels from the bakery to garbage on a shingle frozen food. Just useless carbs, that stuff.
2020 can’t leave fast enough for me.
Why cant I find a decent onion bagel with a smear of chive cream cheese?
The only way this will ring true is if the number of bagel bites stated on the box is either more or less than the actual number of bagel bites in the box.
/we’re trapped in some madman’s fever dream
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The BEST bagels I have ever tasted came from Mom’s Bagels and Tables, 15 W. 45th Street, NY, NY. I think the restaurant has closed, however. Just a single bite of their glorious bagels would send you into a swoon of pleasure, they were that good.
Look at the bright side, at 20 + 21:
“Your eyes are full of hate, 41. That’s good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.”
/mixed movie characters
Moses knows!
Interesting they released these AFTER Festivus. Don’t worry - they’ll be on my grievance list for next year.
Sounds like a wonder.
I’m still moving but wish I could find a decent damn bagel!
I used to get the ham and cheese bagels in Ca that rocked.
We called them a Jewish dilemma,,
I think of that often and the end scene is currently my FB cover pic.
Strange days have found us.
Strange days have tracked us down.
They’re going to destroy
Our casual joys.
/Mojo
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