Force people to wear elbow pads, shoulder pads and helmets while snow sledding. In fact, they need to be licensed or have a permit for their safety, and the sleds should be registered and inspected.
I died once sledding. My mom told me to walk it off and rub some dirt on the open wound. I tell yeah we have raised a couple of generations of pu$$ies!
Also, snow is natural and sledding/skiing on it destroys the environment.
And don’t forget large bubble wrap; I asked the boss where should I put all this bubble wrap from shipping and he said just pop it in the corner - four hours later I was finished.
Actually, proximity to public serpents or living in an area with a goobermint is way more dangerous than sleds. Enact a law that any poor wretch living with that curse must have elbow and knee pads (and face mask) at all times.
And masks
If that doesn’t work, tax the snowfall.
Yes! And the children, regardless of age, would not be allowed to go down a hill, they can only ride on level ground while being pushed or pulled by an adult. One of the rules of the fictional Euphorians of Joe Soucheray’s Garage Logic.
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