The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through
blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let
your rose buds show! and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there
with no top on.
The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends
coming over and that it is just not appropriate.
The grandmother says, Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
A child was sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
An older man nearby said “Eating chocolate is bad for you.”
The boy said “My great Grand Father lived to 105.”
“Did he eat a lot of Chocolate?”
“No, but he minded his own business.”