A child was sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
An older man nearby said “Eating chocolate is bad for you.”
The boy said “My great Grand Father lived to 105.”
“Did he eat a lot of Chocolate?”
“No, but he minded his own business.”
Two little old ladies, Gladys & Evelyn, were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Gladys,
leaned over and said, Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.
For $10.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid,
boring flower show!
You’re on! said Evelyn, holding up a $10.00 bill.
So Gladys slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. She grabbed a dried flower
from a nearby display and held it between her teeth. Then, completely naked,
streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,
followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Glayds came
through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.
What happened? asked Evelyn.
I won $1,000 as 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement!