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PASS THE SAUCE Nigella Lawson sends viewers into frenzy with saucy Xmas special including ‘oily balls’ and ‘salty cucumber liquid’
the sun ^ | 12/23/2020 | rod mcphee

Posted on 12/24/2020 6:13:12 AM PST by mylife

NIGELLA Lawson sent viewers into meltdown with a very saucy festive special of her cookery show, Cook, Eat, Repeat.

Her BBC2 programme was packed with innuendos, all delivered in her trademark suggestive manner.

Among the culinary double entendres were “salty cucumber liquid” and “oily balls.”

Then, as Nigella 60, prepared to crush herbs with a pestle in a mortar, she said: “I’m going to start pummelling, even if it does make everything in the kitchen shake and tremble.”

The presenter has long had a reputation for slipping in double meanings — but was on particularly saucy form in Tuesday evening’s show.

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Nigella said she was porking this Christmas.
1 posted on 12/24/2020 6:13:12 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

vomit inducing


2 posted on 12/24/2020 6:14:10 AM PST by dforest (RATS are criminals and frauds. Hide anything that belongs to you. They will steal it.)
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To: dforest

You must be fun at parties.


3 posted on 12/24/2020 6:17:18 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

It’s been done. SCTV Christmas Special on youtube


4 posted on 12/24/2020 6:17:30 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: mylife

Drunk filming? The Galloping Gourmet comes to mind.


5 posted on 12/24/2020 6:18:16 AM PST by dynachrome ( “The people have spoken . . . and they must be punished.” Ed Koch)
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To: mylife

Why does everything have to be so crass nowadays? It’s OK for some innuendo every once and a while but now it is just in your face vulgarity everywhere.


6 posted on 12/24/2020 6:18:45 AM PST by Shadow44
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To: mylife
SNL did this 22 years ago.

NPR's Delicious Dish


8 posted on 12/24/2020 6:21:22 AM PST by Drew68
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To: mylife

Keep it classy Brits.


9 posted on 12/24/2020 6:21:48 AM PST by Vision (Obama is an evildoer.)
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To: mylife

“A bit of milk, low-fat, warmed in the meecro-wah-vay.”


10 posted on 12/24/2020 6:22:12 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom ("Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out" -- David Horowitz)
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To: mylife

I used to watch her show “Nigella Bites.”


11 posted on 12/24/2020 6:26:07 AM PST by IndispensableDestiny
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To: Drew68

Probably the only time Alec Baldwin was ever funny.


12 posted on 12/24/2020 6:27:09 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dynachrome

Indeed.


13 posted on 12/24/2020 6:29:30 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: IndispensableDestiny

Hey, she still has it at age 60.
Good for her.


14 posted on 12/24/2020 6:30:32 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Drew68

IMO, that was the funniest bit ever on SNL.


15 posted on 12/24/2020 6:33:47 AM PST by usconservative (When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
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Still saucy at 60.


16 posted on 12/24/2020 6:34:12 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Probably the only time Alec Baldwin was ever funny.

I've always though that his 30 Rock role, network executive Jack Donaghy, was one of the best conservative characters written for television. And Baldwin played him straight. Donaghy was the one intelligent person in a room full of idiots.

17 posted on 12/24/2020 6:35:14 AM PST by Drew68
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I love how Archie Bunker blew up in Norman Lears face.

He wanted Bunker to be the devil in society and the people loved him.


18 posted on 12/24/2020 6:41:31 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If anyone watches her show, they’d recognize her humor.


19 posted on 12/24/2020 6:45:40 AM PST by dangus
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To: usconservative

Great skit. But then SNL kind of took it to the next level years later with the cork soakers bit.


20 posted on 12/24/2020 6:47:33 AM PST by Atticus
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