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Bill Gross harassed neighbor with ‘Gilligan’s Island’ song, judge rules
LAtimes ^ | 12/23/2020 | LAURENCE DARMIENTO

Posted on 12/23/2020 9:41:26 PM PST by mylife

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To: mylife

Fun fact: You can sing the words to “Amazing Grace” with the tune from “Gilligan’s Island” and you can also sing the words from “Gilligan’s Island” theme to the tune of “Amazing Grace”.


21 posted on 12/23/2020 10:52:38 PM PST by OrangeHoof (Democrats are corruption superspreaders.)
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To: mylife

He was probably short calls on his neighbor’s house.


22 posted on 12/23/2020 11:00:36 PM PST by angmo (#joeknew)
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To: OrangeHoof

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen too.


23 posted on 12/23/2020 11:01:39 PM PST by angmo (#joeknew)
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To: mylife

Song I really hate, is “Rockin Robin.” Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-dee!


24 posted on 12/23/2020 11:13:07 PM PST by PghBaldy (12/14 - 930am -rampage begins... 12/15 - 1030am - Obama's advance team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: mylife
I've got my Mountain Man look going on right now, and when I went to vote this afternoon, I told my wife before I walked out the door that I was going to sing "The Ballad of Jed Clampett" while I was in line. &nsp; I didn't though.
25 posted on 12/23/2020 11:37:49 PM PST by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
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#24. You “really hate” the song “Rockin’ Robin” by Bobby Day? Sir, you are a cad, anti-rock & roll, and “a best rock record denier”.

If you don’t like “Over and Over”, well, I can forgive you, but “Rockin Robin” is one of our finest musical/dance songs memories. “Actual title “Rock-in Robin”, Aug. 1958, #2 on Billboard but #1 for three weeks. Night dances in a little shack on the water at camp. Nobody sat through that song, ever!

I will pray for you!!!!

MM - an old time cocker and an even older Rockin Roller, and proud of it!!

Rock and Roll Will Always Stand, It Will Never Die!!!


26 posted on 12/24/2020 12:34:44 AM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: mylife

This guy should be thankful that his neighbors weren’t fans of Barney & Friends.


27 posted on 12/24/2020 2:34:09 AM PST by Fresh Wind ("This claim about election fraud is disputed.")
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To: Fresh Wind

The Barney song was by the CIA against terror suspects. A judge ruled it was cruel and unusual punishment with a large financial settlement to the suspects if I recall correctly. I think one of the guys said something like “I laughed when I first heard it and said this will never work. After two days I begged them to stop and told them everything “.


28 posted on 12/24/2020 4:44:09 AM PST by freefdny
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To: Beave Meister

I was trapped on that ride once for what seemed like hours. I kept thinking that if I had a .22 to shoot at those annoying figures, it would have been an enjoyable ride.


29 posted on 12/24/2020 5:12:50 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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Heh...I just should have KNOWN that place was going to be trouble. As we left our sailboat and all eight of us piled into a tiny inflatable dinghy with a 10 HP motor on the back and landed ashore on the beach, as we walked towards this huge multilevel bar, intoxicated revelers passed us going back to their boats, and one trio in particular stood out.

It was a guy and two gals, maybe in their mid-thirties, in an advanced state of intoxication yet still having a grand time as they stumbled along, their arms around each other for support.

As we passed the giggling and laughing trio, one of them saw us in our cold sober state and she said in a high, sing-song voice "You'll beeeeeeee sooooorrrreeeee!" before trailing off in peals of drunken laughter.

Well, the drinks were called "Nippers" (the trademark of the bar) and I don't recall what was in them other than rum and some fruity addition, but when I got the first round for my crew, a couple of people said they didn't think there was any alcohol in them.

I took them back up to the bar and said so to the bartender.

In my experience, a bartender might take a a hollow swiggle stick, obtain and then taste a sample.

I should have known trouble was ahead, when instead of doing that, without even asking a question or sampling the drinks, he turned around and in each hand grabbed bottles of the two key alcoholic components of the drink then began simultaneously pouring both of them into a drink with the command "Say when."

Well, they were so alcoholic that they couldn't be consumed, so, I, not wishing to let good booze go to waste, helpfully consumed them and got more drinks for them.

After that, my memory of that day on that island beach became somewhat discontinuous, resembling a series of snapshots or one or two second videos instead of a continuous memory stream.

One of those snapshot is all of us singing the Gilligan Island song (I was the youngster of the group in my late forties...:)

A picture memorializing the day for me since it was the only one with me in it showed the group of us on the beach at the time we were merrily singing it, and my bare torso had already begun to turn a bright shad of crimson bordering on maroon.

A good time was being had by all.

When it came time to leave, I was on my knees, and gathered up several chairs and a small cooler to carry back with me. In my state, as I attempted to rise to my feet, before I could even get off my knees, I lost my balance and pitched forward, hands and arms totally occupied with the chairs and coolers necessary for a comfortable and jolly interlude on a Caribbean beach.

Under normal circumstances, most people pitching forth into the sand might simply drop all that stuff and break their impact with the sand, but in my compromised state, my brain didn't do that, and as my face rushed towards the oncoming sand, I involuntarily tucked my chin and the crown of my head impacted the sand, significantly jamming my cervical spine.

Needless to say, for the remaining five days of our sailing journey, I was unable to turn my head at all from side to side. That was an unfortunate alcohol related injury, and to this day I still get a slight grinding sound in my neck when I look side to side.

Let that be a lesson to you, young man. Always drop the cooler.

Here are two links that provide a little context...and it should be pointed out...this was largely not a place for college kids...it was largely middle aged people in a mood to party...heh, people on boats.

This link looks a lot more wholesome and clean than when I was there!

The Barefoot Man with his trademark song: "At Nippers". This song hits the mark. Perfectly.

30 posted on 12/24/2020 6:38:35 AM PST by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: Dutch Boy

Aaaaaahhhhhhh


31 posted on 12/24/2020 9:21:54 AM PST by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: mylife

That was a hilarious episode...


32 posted on 12/24/2020 9:26:40 AM PST by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: Fresh Wind

death to the purple dinosaur, DEATH I SAY !!!


33 posted on 12/24/2020 10:47:31 AM PST by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Karliner

Pretty sure it’s a larger percentage than that. #scottsvalleyrepresenting


34 posted on 12/24/2020 1:21:40 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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That’s a sweet area. Used to have a horse down in Ben Lomond. Lot’s of hippie-dippys. Scotts Valley=Silicone Gulch.


35 posted on 12/24/2020 1:44:40 PM PST by Karliner (Heb 4:12 Rom 8:28 Rev 3, "...This is the end of the beginning." Churchill)
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