Posted on 12/22/2020 3:04:55 PM PST by sodpoodle
1.Q: Why did the cloud date the fog? A: He was so down to earth.
2.Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems? A: They’re always working with solutions.
3.Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another? A: Sorry! My Fault.
4.Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service? A: Well, you’re not a very good host.
5.Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder? A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”
6.Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? A: Antibiotics. 7Q: Why is so hard to wake up in the morning? A: Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest. 8Q: Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous? A: That’s how you become a black hole. 9Q: What did the science book say to the math book? A: You’ve got problems. 10.Q: What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? A: Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm 11.Q: What do protons and life coaches have in common? A: They know how to stay positive 12.Q: Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? A: It made him feel like he was in his element. 13.Q: What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection? A: Is there antibody out there? 14.Q: Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? A: It’s free of charge.
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Blonde: Fr adj. feminine
So the answer is “I don’t want to know.”
The answer is the same.
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