[MikelTackNailer]

Sorry about “amoung”. Obviously I was not an English teacher and age has not improved my spelling skills.

Yer ok... yor lerned up reel gud like. Got me a BA in 7 shord yeers n now I be hin charj uv zoomy plains flyin in n out up n duh touwr. Yor safe tee izzen my goot hanz tween bong hitz (cough cough).

Seriously though, thank you for your service (because responsible education has been a battlefront for decades). We need teachers like Sam Kinison's Professor Turgedson.

"Oh! Ohhhhhh!!!"

[scottiemom]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! Best laugh I have had since before the election! Oddly, never thought I’d find myself in agreement with Sam Kinison.