The humble Jerusalem Artichoke is vastly superior to both turnips and potatoes mashed. It has a nutty, light succulent flavor that has notes of sweetness and a very fluffy consistency. Ignore that this gift from nature is maligned with the name Fatichoke and contains a starch indigestible by humans but much loved by the bacteria in our guts. Ignore the massive amounts of eye watering and nostril burning hydrogen sulphide which will emanate quite loudly from the eater’s bowels about 20 minutes after consumption, rather look at it as the perfect thing to take to a church pitch in. Adding onions, eggs and cheese to the mash is highly recommended as these flavors complement the mash perfectly and a side of beans is the perfect accompaniment. Highly recommended for the pitch ins after sermons involving The Walls of Jericho being trumpeted down.
Making people fart in Church sold me. :)
You are quite a wordsmith and practical joker
;)
When you go to one of them Maine “beenie and wienie Church suppahs” you know what you’re getting into, but you slipped them the bomb.