Dr. Seuss for masks.
Love it!
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Went to supermarket 2 days ago with my patriotic, authentic TRUMP hat on, and 4 More Years t-shirt, in Christmas red, also authentic Trump-wear. I have been unmasked there since spring, after curve was flat, kek. (We are back to masking here in PA, no bars, no eat out.) I’m there in the soda aisle, mask free, probably the only one in the store that has no diaper face except for the ~20% with their masks hanging below their noses. So I’m evaluating the soda deals, and this middle-age balding-guy walks by me between me and the soda selections. He gets by me 5 steps and says out loud, “AND YOU DON’T HAVE A MASK ON!”
me: Yeah.
him: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A MASK!
me: I’m OK, I’ll be OK.
him: I’M TELLING THE MANAGER!
me: Ok.
So he exits the aisle, and I continue with my soda selection.
I exit the aisle and head to the checkout, the shortest line, on my designated “6ft apart marker”. Well lo and behold, the mask Karen-man is in the aisle one beyond me.
me: Hey! It’s you! (with a big smile)
him: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING A MASK!
me: I’m not wearing a mask! (smile)
him: Pejorative, and that hat!
me: Oh, YOU just don’t like my hat! (me waving to my hat) I gotta get a picture of this, my kids are gonna love it! (me, whipping out my phone to snap a pic, he took one of me too)
me: You’re triggered by my hat!
him: (steps toward me)
me: REALLY!?!? You’re nuts!
At this point, the old guy with a mask on behind guyKaren, is looking between us. A neuron must have fired in the guyKaren’s mind, and he continued into his lane disappearing behind the impulse-buy rack.
Kek!
You are much more brave than I am.
All I did yesterday was to go in through the out door and out through the in door, talk on my phone all throughout the store with my mask lowered for it, and refuse to wait in line at another store to be let in per their 50% capacity thing. They had plenty of room and people were not keeping six feet apart anyway.
PRESIDENT TRUMP CALLED INTO RUDY’S SHOW TO WISH US A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Listen to the full interview. I love this man!
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